“sometimes I don’t know my own mind”
He trained somewhat myopically to be a businessman and engineer for so many years before turning inward to become a writer and a man of letters.
January 22, 2011
January 11, 2011
“There’s not a ton of overlap when it comes to our respective knowledge pools.”
January 10, 2011
How about with a restraining order?
“don’t threaten me with your doubts”
January 10, 2011
Empire State of mind.
“This makes me wish and day-dream that in New York we can take a day to remain unwashed and spend some time ensconsed in a loosely wrapped burrito of our rapidly intensifying smells, and desires for each other.”
December 5, 2010
A pleasant thought for this travel-heavy month.
“I dreamt of you on the plane and woke up with an erection. Yay.”
November 26, 2010
Sweet dreams.
“i want to be with you tonight
to do the small things like turn off the light
and big things too, like holding you tight
and wishing you a pleasant good night”
November 26, 2010
October 27, 2010
October 27, 2010
An earnest response to being called a solipsist.
“That’s not how I see things!”
October 9, 2010
This man works in film. Discuss.
“Bogdanovich’s Last Picture Show: Moments seem like a 50’s sex-ed video but love the long master shots. Creepy presex manface zooms are funny”
October 6, 2010
“That” guy.
“I’m a fan of nudity and bodies and odors and all the above. And the freedom that comes from letting it all go. I’m down for any type of nude beach of any persuasion. Did I send you nude baby beach picks? Did I tell you about trying to get my roommates in our offcampus house senior year to do nudist? That didn’t last very long.”
October 5, 2010
A romantic shower triptych.
“Some morning, will you let me join you in the shower and scrub your entire body with a hard natural sponge?”
“Shower wank completed!”
“Fyi: I didn’t shower today.”
October 5, 2010
How slutty/transient do you think I am, buddy?
“you said ikea beds ruin your back. what ikea beds have you used? just spring or also latex and every other kind? all ikea beds and types?”
October 4, 2010
“And I’m absolutely positive that I’d rather have had you come home and announce that you had a bunch of hot sex with some hardbody or another.”
October 1, 2010
Ill-considered ways to win back a bro.
“Laughter and chuckling and knowing looks and voice inflection and high-fives and bro hugs and copious amounts of alcohol (and some would say a roshambo, although my Tanuki balls would rather be spared the beating) are all important parts of the cathartic process we’re trying to embark upon.”
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